If You Give

Written by blog staff editor Carina Kohn and edited by our editor-in-chief Stephanie O.!

Nonsense knows anonymous ninnies.

Nonsense anonymously and you will know moose muffins from Nancy.

Nancy muffins around the moose. It snips the air at her. It snips

her nipples. I, myself, claim not to have them.

Know anyone who snips the hair? They are all over Instagram.

Snap, nap, and snap again. Not shirtless yet, but nearly.

Nancy nearly, nearly nancy, na na na na—oopsie!

I save her pictures to learn the body. I, myself, claim not to have that body

yet. Nancy is peach body ready. She is all muffin. Just moosing around.

If you give a girl a duck, she will trade you

some tea and raspberrying. If you give a girl a duck,

she will know it is a bad, hot deal from both ends.

Porridge asks the bears who they are before being eaten by Nancy.

Her hunger embarasses me. She does not stop for honey.

The bears aren’t getting along. They have separate beds and everythings.

I, myself, claim not to know any of that.

No one ever asks Nancy, Why do you give your goods to so many nooses?

I, myself, claim not to have done so either.